5 Things I Heard in the Afterlife
by a contributor
from Bill Yarrow, author of INCOMPETENT TRANSLATION: “El Desdichado” by Gérard de Nerval, INCOMPETENT TRANSLATION: “Le Bateau Ivre” by Arthur Rimbaud, and TRANSLATIONS FROM THE ENGLISH: Song Of Unself:
- You can’t go faster than the traffic.
- Every change of direction is a loss of speed.
- Stupidity is baffling only to intelligence.
- If you eat it, you will crap it.
- An all-asbestos car is a great idea if all you care about is not burning.