5 Things I Heard in the Afterlife

by a contributor

from Bill Yarrow, author of INCOMPETENT TRANSLATION: “El Desdichado” by Gérard de Nerval, INCOMPETENT TRANSLATION: “Le Bateau Ivre” by Arthur Rimbaud, and TRANSLATIONS FROM THE ENGLISH: Song Of Unself:

  1. You can’t go faster than the traffic.
  2. Every change of direction is a loss of speed.
  3. Stupidity is baffling only to intelligence.
  4. If you eat it, you will crap it.
  5. An all-asbestos car is a great idea if all you care about is not burning.